Art by my dear friend, Demitri Vassiliadis.

 

nine conversation starters

1. my british accent switched to an american one.

2. my swimming record is six hours non-stop.

3. I’ve read 1,277 books, cover to cover.

4. at ten, i wanted to be an archaeologist.

5. Beatboxing is my only musical talent.

6. i faithfully follow the religion of video games.

7. My cat has a 100% cuteness approval score.

8. I've stopped a plane from taking off.

9. all anime i've seen are on a six-page Google Doc.